You don’t look like a rice cooker that looks like an Ewok!
And also, it totally does! And so does the pretzel snack!
The “master” is an Ewok camouflaged on the front of a walking tank that’s been downed. It was hilarious, as the scenario that brought it to this place involved it slipping in oil and mud, crawling out and stripping down to clean itself, and then imperial troopers come walking by, causing the Ewok to reach for its spear, itself quite slick and getting caught in its legs, causing it to slip and slide back through the oil and mud and onto the wreckage, perfectly hidden from the once alerted troops who became amusingly bewildered to find an Ewok warriors dress and equipment with the markings of a master assassin, known for their deadliness and absolute sense of balance and grace. You can see the Ewok by its bloodshot eyes near the center. Its very well hidden.
Tim’s snack is just turned sideways. It’s a cheese hat on peacepretzel face.
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